Playing cards have been around for centuries, and they're still one of the most popular ways to pass the time with family and friends. But did you know that there are also plenty of funny jokes about playing cards? Whether you're a seasoned card player or just looking for a laugh, these jokes are sure to make you smile.
1. Why did the playing card go to the doctor?
Because it had a heart attack!
2. Why did the dealer break up with his girlfriend?
She was always dealing with other guys!
3. Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get his crown replaced!
4. What do you call a magician who plays cards?
A card trickster!
5. Why did the card game go to the gym?
To work on its suits!
6. What did the ace say to the queen?
"You're the queen of my heart!"
7. Why did the card player cross the road?
To get to the other side of the deck!
8. Why did the joker break up with his girlfriend?
She couldn't handle his wild card!
9. What do you call a deck of cards that's been in the fridge?
A cool deck!
10. Why did the card game go to the beach?
To play Go Fish!
11. Why did the playing card go to the bar?
To get a royal flush!
12. What's a card player's favorite drink?
A martini, shaken not stirred!
13. What did the card player say when he won the game?
"I'm on top of the world!"
14. Why did the deck of cards go to the movies?
To see the King of Hearts Club!
15. Why did the card game go to the zoo?
To play Go Ape!
16. What do you call a deck of cards that's always happy?
A jolly deck!
17. Why did the playing card go to the gym?
To work on its deltoids!
18. What do you call a card player who's always hungry?
A ravenous gambler!
19. Why did the card game go to the amusement park?
To ride the roller cardster!
20. What do you call a card player who's always cold?
A chilly gambler!
21. Why did the playing card go to the bank?
To get a credit card!
22. What do you call a card player who's always thirsty?
A parched gambler!
23. Why did the card game go to the amusement park?
To ride the card-o-coaster!
24. What do you call a card player who's always tired?
A sleepy gambler!
25. Why did the playing card go to the gym?
To work on its flush!
26. What do you call a card player who's always hot?
A feverish gambler!
27. Why did the card game go to the zoo?
To play Go Rhinoceros!
28. What do you call a deck of cards that's always sad?
A deck of hearts!
29. Why did the playing card go to the gym?
To work on its biceps!
30. What do you call a card player who's always lost?
A bewildered gambler!
