If you're looking for a hilarious way to celebrate someone's birthday, then you've come to the right place. Age jokes can be a great way to add some humor to a birthday card or gift. Here are some of our favorite funny age jokes for cards.
1. Age is Just a Number
They say age is just a number, but in your case, it's a really big number. Happy birthday!
When you're young, you want to be older. When you're older, you want to be young. Maybe you should just be happy with the age you are. Happy birthday!
2. Over the Hill
They say you're over the hill, but that just means you get to coast downhill from now on. Happy birthday!
Don't worry about getting older. It's not like you're getting any better at it. Happy birthday!
3. Age and Wisdom
Age is just a number, but wisdom is something that only comes with age. And in your case, it's taking a really long time. Happy birthday!
You know you're getting older when the candles cost more than the cake. Happy birthday!
4. Getting Better with Age
They say you're like a fine wine and only get better with age. Let's hope you don't turn into vinegar. Happy birthday!
Getting older is like a marathon. It's long, it's painful, and you wonder why you ever started. Happy birthday!
5. The Benefits of Getting Older
Getting older has its benefits. For example, you can save money on candles by putting one for every ten years. Happy birthday!
They say age is a state of mind. In your case, it's more like a state of confusion. Happy birthday!
6. Aging Gracefully
They say you're aging gracefully, but we all know you're just trying to hide the wrinkles. Happy birthday!
Remember when birthdays were fun and exciting? Yeah, me neither. Happy birthday!
7. The Perfect Age
They say the perfect age is somewhere between old enough to know better and young enough not to care. Happy birthday!
Age is just a number, but in your case, it's a really big number. Happy birthday!
