Let's face it, sometimes we all have a dirty mind and want to ask some inappropriate questions just for laughs. Whether it's with your friends or significant other, there's nothing wrong with having a little fun with dirty questions and even dirtier answers. Here are some of the funniest dirty questions with even funnier answers:
1. What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
The answer is simple, snowballs!
2. What's long and hard and has cum in it?
A cucumber after a night of drinking.
3. What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip-off.
4. What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
5. Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning?
Because they don't have balls to scratch.
6. What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a Goodyear and the other is a great year.
7. What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
8. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
9. What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
10. Why did the semen cross the road?
I put on the wrong sock this morning.
11. What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
Your job still sucks after five years.
12. What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One is heavy and the other is a little lighter.
13. What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
About 45 pounds.
14. What do you call two jalape??os having sex?
Hot peppers.
15. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Because breasts don't have eyes.
16. What do you call a man with a small penis?
Justin Bieber.
17. Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
18. What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing?
Timing is everything.
19. What's the difference between your wife and your job?
After five years, your job still sucks.
20. Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
21. Why did the sperm cross the road?
To get to the egg on the other side.
22. What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
23. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
Why are you shaking? She's going to eat me!
24. What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
25. What do you call an Italian hooker?
A pasta-tute.
26. Why did the semen go to school?
To get his masters degree.
27. What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek?
If we stick together, we can stop this shit.
28. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
29. What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates?
A tearjerker.
30. What's the difference between a dirty old man and a creepy uncle?
Age.
